PROBABLY THE WORLD'S CUTEST FOUR LEGGED FRIEND




GREAT BAND, BAD BABYSITTERS.

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BUBBA (NEW PUPPY), CHICKEN (ETERNAL PUPPY), CHIC (PROBABLY SCANDINAVIAN) LIVING,
MAD MOMENT, MY NEW PHOTOGRAPH....LOTS OF EDITING LATER,
MAYBE TIME
FOR A NEW HAIRCUT.....












THE JAMES FRANCO PROJECT

LIFE HOLDS FEW DISTINCTIONS BUT A RECENT ARTICLE ABOUT JAMES FRANCO
IN THE NY MAGAZINE MUST JUST BE THE MOST AMUSING ARTICLE I HAVE EVER
READ......SAM ANDERSON DESERVES A COMMENDATION.

THIS GEM IS SERIOUSLY TOO GOOD TO MISS CLICK THE PICTURE TO READ!


A FEW* OF MY FAVOURITE QUOTES
*BELIEVE ME THIS LIST HAS BEEN EDITED DOWN!

1. EVERYTHING IMPORTANT ABOUT FRANCO AND HIS CAREER COULD BE DERIVED FROM A MYSTIFYING WINK.

2. THIS FALL, AT 32, HE WILL OBVIOUSLY BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED NATIONS, TRAIN A FLOCK OF AFRICAN GRAY PARROTS TO PERFORM FREE COLONOSCOPIES IN THE DEVELOPING WORLD, AND LAUNCH HIMSELF INTO SPACE IN ORDER TO EXPLAIN THE HUMAN HEART TO ALIENS LIVING AT THE PULSING CORE OF INTERSTELLAR QUASARS.

3. HE HATES WASTING TIME—A CATEGORY THAT INCLUDES, FOR HIM, SLEEPING. (HE’LL GET A FEW HOURS A NIGHT, THEN SURVIVE ON CATNAPS, WHICH HE CAN FALL INTO AT ANY SECOND, SOMETIMES EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION.)

4. BLOGS SPREAD BIZARRE SECONDHAND RUMORS ABOUT HIS FILM SHOOTS. (“FRANCO IS IN A WHEELCHAIR, WITH A BLANKET OVER HIS LEGS LIKE FDR, AND A CAMCORDER IN HIS HAND...”)

5. AND OF COURSE THERE’S HIS EPICALLY WEIRD STINT ON GENERAL HOSPITAL— HIS CHARACTER IS A TRANSPARENT SOAP-WORLD PORTRAIT OF FRANCO HIMSELF: A DASHING MULTIMEDIA ARTIST (GRAFFITI, PHOTOGRAPHY, PERFORMANCE ART) NAMED “FRANCO” WHO SWEEPS INTO TOWN AND FASCINATES, ANGERS, SEDUCES, AND GENERALLY CONFUSES EVERYONE AROUND HIM.

6. THE MORE FRANCO SELF-DRAMATIZES LIKE THIS, AND THE MORE WE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO IT, THE MORE HE’S ACTUALLY JAMES FRANCO PLAYING JAMES FRANCO PLAYING JAMES FRANCO.